Writing

Once upon a time there was a king who lived for thousands of years with his horrible wife and his hideous looking son. He had his own castle to run that he had got from his parents who gave ,to look after. The king was ugly and had  rugged cloth`s that he had made for himself,plus he had no expensive stuff to buy,but food.

Well the king went for a walk,he went with his wife and his son. They were walking along and then the king was busy singing. “DAD WATCH OUT”  said the son but dad was too busy singing again and again. Whooop the king went,he slipped on a eaten banana skin. “ I told you I was giving you a warning”.”What are you laughing at”  he screamed to his wife. “HAHAHAHA you fell on a banana skin hahaha” Mum said when she kept on laughing. “You know what, WE ARE OVER you ugly thing”. “Good then”. And the his wife and child went.

Sleeping away for 2 hour`s the doorbell rang. RING RING RING!!!. He was so shocked in fact he was surprised.”Coming,wait”. Opening the door it was his slaves they said “Hi sir we are sorry to bother you but we have to take you house away”. “What” the king said. “NOOOOOOO”. Living in a old filthy box with food,trying to raise some money for himself. “Give me some money please”. “I got some money” a person said “Here” “Nop,hahahahaha”. The king had no money at all.

He had an idea that can help with his life. He just got it like that. He decided that he should raise money to buy his castle back. A SMOOTHIE STAND.”People love smoothies”.So he went and got a lot of things to make a smoothie.He needed some wood,hammer,nails,plastic cups,straws and fruit. Making the smoothies was a really hard thing. The kitchen was filled with heaps of fruit. But he realized that he had one more person. He told that person to help him if he can. And he said sure.So they both worked together and then on they made some money. He got his castle back. “HORAHORA” the king screamed. THE END.

Free Writing

Once upon a time there lived a overweight police officer who lived in a the forest with his wife and his two girls named Jasmine and Katie. Jasmine and Katie's dad Bob worked really hard on his work at the police station.

One morning Jasmine and Katie were getting ready for school and dad was busy showering and while he was showering he was shaving his hair.When he got out of the shower he accidently fell and slipped and so he shaved off his whole hair and he looked into the mirror and he saw this ugly person in the mirror with a whole hair shaved.”Honey,breakfast is ready.” happily said mum. “I will be right there.” screamed dad. As he went to the kitchen he went and sat down on the table his two girls and his wife all looked at him and they were like SHOCKED!.

“Daddy,ummmm what is that on your head” Jasmine and Katie said while stroking their hair. “What..... theres nothing wrong” dad said while leaving the table. Bob got into the car and went to drop off Jasmine and Katie off to school. Finishing dropping off Jasmine and Katie,as soon as he got to work he got out of the car and when he entered the police station his workmates could not stop laughing they were laughing like there pants were on fire. There was a hahahahahah over here and a hahahahahahahaha over there, THERE WAS LAUGHING EVERYWHERE.

“WHAT....... WHAT.... WHAAAAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT YOU BIG UMPALUMPA`s” screamed Bob. Even his boss  was laughing at his shaved hair. “You know what.. I QUIT!” said dad angrily. So Bob left the building and went home with shame on his face. “Hi honey how was your day at work today?” mum said politely “I quit my job because... I do not want to talk about it” dad said going to his room. Once again dad forgot to pick up Jasmine and Katie from school and neither mum did not know that he forgot because mum was busy working to much for the dinner that the girls get to meet their grandma and grandpa.

        TO BE CONTINUED DA DA DA DAAAA..............................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where I Am From?

I was born in New Zealand but I am Niuean. Niue is a lovely place with a lovely waterfall. And we play cool games there. Niue Is the most coolest place. I did not know I was niuean until I started speaking it.